I'm yours, Dah-veeed!!!

I accidentally googled David Villa and saw that he and I share the same birthday. Needless to say, I squawked and produced a shit eating grin that made me pretty loony. He officially has my undying loyalty. Who cares? I fucking love El Guaje. He’s one of the best Spanish players out there and I hope to the heavens above that he will transfer to Real Madrid this season.